quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

flyingpokemon:

raddlest:

fantaween:

man bubbles is fucking metal

who is man bubbles

(Source: straighttohelvetica, via soup-noodles)

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

image

(Source: britanymurphy, via gamecuboid)

triptone:

Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account

She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice

She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female

"Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots."

Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults

(via thirsty-in-death)

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

(Source: BBC, via quixotic-robotics)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via ruinedchildhood)

me and bae having sex

bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar