Hello, Yes, Where do i go to become instantly famous so i never have to go back to school?

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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I am more or less absolutely terrified i am going to flunk out of school and be stuck with this debt. this is literally freaking me out to the point i wanna like shut down and say fuck it. But i cant do that. 

sherlock-the-dragon:

In which Spiderman becomes the Internet.

(Source: thedailydingo411, via epic-humor)

funnymemeon:

funny meme on. If this isn’t funny, click this —-> http://ift.tt/1dXIVB7

funnymemeon:

funny meme on. If this isn’t funny, click this —-> http://ift.tt/1dXIVB7

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